I heart coke

I'm King of the Worrrrrld!

His best friend from camp is watching like "um ur suppozd to be at the bow of the ship?"

I'm King of the Dolls!

10 internets to anyone who identifies the doll.

Argh, King of the World, Be me, says I

Why do pirates love the movie Titanic? Because it's rated PG-thARGHHHteen!

I'm King of the World!

Dorm Life 101

"Hey dudes from down the hall, please pay attention to our clever See No Evil pose instead of mentally ranking us in order of hotness?"



(obviously it goes "right, left, center." My roommate be askin watchu hidin' under dat hoodie, grrrrl?)

Charlie's wedding photos

sometimes we wonder if some of the bridesmaid-angel poses at wedding are the photographer's idea, but not with this photo. You can tell by their enthusiasm that this cliche comes straight from the heart.

professional lynndie photo

No portfolio is complete without your own take on Lynndie England. After speaking with the photographer he explained that, "it was an attempt to place Lynndie in the garden of Eden, where she belongs."

A Good Idea at 5:00 AM

After a long night of partying and there's no more coke left on the table (a cliche we can only hope they acted out earlier), the only thing left to do is, well, you know...


(Thanks, Mau!)

Ronald McDonald Sex

This statue gets so many clown blowjobs that we might have to start a subcliche just for all the pictures of people having steamy oral sex with Ronald McDonald.

See No Music Festivals

Girls, turn around... you're missing the show on the main stage at the... most depressing music festival in the world?


(Thanks, Annette!)

Dr. Whoa!

Without his scarf, Dr. Who is powerless to stop the Daleks from ravaging his bum... with what appears to be a toilet plunger?


(Thanks, Isabel!)