Head Candy

Hed Kandi is a UK-based record label and a music brand which was established in 1999 by Mark Doyle, specializing in commercial house music.

These dudes are UK-based kids which was established in 2011, specializing in taking snarking pictures with Hed Kandi.

The Wizard of Guantanamo

From next year's SAT...

White bars : :License plates :: Black bars : ___________

a) wizards
b) bros icing bros
c) naked Iraqi prisoner's faces
d) all of the above



(Thanks, Eric!)

What has a goatee, wallet chain, leg tattoo, and loves blowjobs?

This guy!

Nic Cage Grope

I mean......... wouldn't you?

Photo via bonerdeflater.tumblr.com

Statue Frenching

See No Evil in Da Club

Dude just learning about sexuality: "Sup ladies, you may remember me from when you woke up this morning... cause I'm the man of your dreams."
Dude's knowledgable friend: [whispers in his ear.]
Dude just learning about sexuality: "What the fuck is a lesbian?"
Dude's knowledgable friend: [whispers some more.]
Dude just learning about sexuality: "THAT MAKES NO SENSE-- YOU CAN'T DIGEST CARPETS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MUNCH THEM!"



(Thanks, Jared!)

See no Fashionistas

"Heyyyyyy bro are you wearing your black bracelets tonight?"
"Heyyyyyy you know it, bro. You wearing your pink hoodie?"
"You know it!"
"Sweeeeeet"
"Should we invite that girl?"
"....."
"She's really good at photocliches."
"Fine."
[guys make out]



(Thanks, Joseph!)

Captioning for Clarity

Oh. I get it now.



(Thanks, Reyna!)

Authenticity

Bonus points for using an actual bottom-of-the-ocean salvaged ship.



(Thanks Carole!)

Gropin' it up at the Louvre

So many famous statues to grope-- Venus di Milo, Winged Victory-- and you chose to grab these hard, muscular, perfect buttcheeks? Hmmm, I guess when we put it that way, we can't blame you.


(Thanks, Dana!)

Washington's Revenge

I'll chop down your cherry tree, if you know what I mean.



(Thanks, Jessica!)

Angels in the Dark

Is it just us, or does the fourth girl over look like Kayla from Dating in the Dark Episode six? I mean ummmm-- we don't watch that stupid show!?!?!