Jaws at Marineworld

A lot of people think that knock-offs can never be as good as the originals. But did you know that Oreo cookies actually came after Hydrox?

We're not saying that Marine World is better than Jaws, or that Six Flags is better than Universal Studios. But this family definitely turned Hydrox into Oreos. (Thanks, Craig!)

(As a side note, those enormously sharp sea lion teeth are no joke. People have been attacked by the beasts, so it's no wonder surfers call sea lions the "lions of the sea." At least, we're pretty sure we've heard them called that? We don't really surf. Actually... nevermind.)

Phish should do a cover of "You're the best" for this guy

In the year 2000

In the year 2000 humans will pose for photos as if they were 3 monkeys. Viewers of the photos will not be amused.

See no evil... in the FUTURE

Can anyone identify an alternate function for the time travel device on her head?

Gang, camp counselors, or coincidence?

Here we see a group of camp counselors showing their campers how to properly look like a cliche at universal studios.



You also get the feeling the girl is the toughest in their group.

See, This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

(Thanks, Amanda!)

I'm king of the blonde Ozzy Ozbourne look-a-likes!

See Giant Monsters coming at us

Guess which one of them IS seeing evil.



As a side note, I love this guy up top creeping his way into the picture. They're all theatre kids and he's the tech crew kid in love with them.

Slippery Slope

Sure, you start with a shotglass of Coca-cola. Then it's a whole can, then a jumbo Big Gulp. And next thing you know, guess what those dollar bills are being used for.

Borrrrrrn to see no Eeeeee-vil!

Ba ba ba ba ba ba Bad. Bad to the bone.

I'm king of deserving to fall

Imagine the funeral? "Well, on the plus side, for a brief moment, he was king of the world."

We're kings of obviously being American tourists