Fragonard

Here's a submissiong from one of our gentle readers at the Fragonard museum in Paris, France.

Ah, Paris.
Dewey morning air.
The smell of fresh-baked baguettes.
The click-click-click of tourists' cameras.
WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Suck the mighty cock of America's Lynndie England, you peacenik frogs-- we saved your asses in WW2! USA! USA! USA!

See No Future Dancers

Look at all these young dancers, so full of promise and hopeful dreams. Unfortunately not a single one of them will make it as a dancer, professionally.

That's right, here at photocliches, we crush peoples' dreams just like The Rock's character in The Tooth Fairy.

Speaking of The Tooth Fairy, did you guys see it? It was so bad it made me want to stab myself in the eyeball with a soda straw TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!

Don't Google This

While "researching" the plausibility of a joke for this photo, we googled "Human head fits in urethra."

Don't do it.

And the worst part is... we still don't know if it's possible.


(Thanks, Edwin!)

Naughty Naughty

Don't let your bosses at Ann Taylor Loft catch you gropin' that ass!

See no Danger on the Oil Rig

Always wear safety gear when evil might be around.


(Thanks, Sarah!)

Jersey Shore

Here we see Pittsburgh Steeler's offensive lineman Chris Kemoeatu giving a Lynndie at a Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino convention. Oh Internet, is there nothing you can't provide?


(Thanks, Zack!)

An Ass Worth Climbing Through Rose Bushes

(Thanks, Tracy!)

Mom's Lil' Angels

One 8x10.
Two 5x7s.
Four 4x6s.
Twenty wallets.

Best money mom ever spent at Sears.


(Thanks, Emma!)

See No Flannel

Yes, we know flannel is back, but just like the monkey pose in which it's worn, that doesn't make it any less cliche.


(Thanks, A)

Is the Samurai moving in for a grope...

Or waving away her fart?

Charlie's Devils

If Charlie's Angels grace my dreams every evening, now I know three guys who'll haunt my nightmares.



(Thanks, Reno)

Dick like a cannon

Top five ZZ Top songs: Gimme all your lovin, Sharp Dressed Man, La Grange, Stages, and Velco Fly.