I'm the king of double fisting

Think she was double fisting the night she got that lower back tattoo?

I'm King of the Awkwardness!

Why is Oliver Stone scared to touch Kate Hudson's hips?

See no luau, hear no luau

Either the luau was rained out or the kkk changed its membership policies.

Nice Lace-Up Shirt, Guy

With your lame gang sign and hideous shirt you have actually succeeded in making the guy with dreadlocks look cooler than you.

See no birds, hear no birds...

Taking this picture caused them to miss spotting the rare Orange-necked Partridge.

Body Language Lesson

Mom: "SMILE, KELSEY! SMILE FOR THE PICTURE!"
Girl: "What if I get eaten?"
Mom: "YOU'RE RUINING OUR VACATION!"
Girl's thought bubble: "I conclude with ninety five percent certainty that this shark is alive and will eat me."

Dear Jordan Catalano, Please Put Head in Shark Mouth?

Girl on right's thought bubble: "The way you put your head in that shark's mouth is so dreammmmmyyyyy..."

Guy's thought bubble: "RIGHT NOW I AM THE FUNNIEST MAN AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!"

Party of Five

Sorry Dad, your knee braces won't protect you from the mouth of JAWS.

See no friends, hear no friends, speak no friends

Mrs. Sternberg, My Math Teacher?

Step one: Find middle-aged Dixie Chicks fan.
Step two: Lynndie.
Step three: ???
Step four: PROFITS!

Practice Makes Perfect

"Goddamit I said mezzo forte, not fortissimo! Time for waterboarding!"

Good Ol' Creativity.

Jaws and gang signs: a photo meme love affair

Jaws is actually embarrassed of this photo

No gag reflex on this shark

Male sharks the world over are like "awwwhhh yeah."

LYNNDIECATS

SRSLY? K THNX BAI!!!1!!

Bra-on, apply directly to the forehead!

This is about as close as you can get to a Naked Iraqi Dude Pyramid without showing naked Iraqi dudes in a pyramid.

Shark eats family of 3.

See no emo; hear no emo; speak no emo.

Friendly Neighborhood LynndieMan

Nuff said.

Telstra's New Office Phone System

...better than torture?

The Only Place Worse Than Gitmo

Seven dollars for a loaf of bread?

Eight Guys Short a Pyramid

But still smilin'.

Arf Arf Ruff Arf Whoof Whoof*

*rough translation: "I'm the king of the world!"

I'm King of the Lighthouse

"Hey Raul, let's have a threesome with just the two of us."

"Ok."

I'm King of the Virtual World!

a/s/l?

I'm King of the Playground!

Civil War

Back in the 1800's this was a great idea for a photo.

Passed out in Gitmo

Doing the Lynndie to a passed out person.

I'm King of Child Endangerment

Dad's not even paying attention...

I'm the King of the St. Louis Cardinals

I'm the King of the Moon

I'm King of Suspenders

Oh yeah? Well, I'm king of holding my tongue.

I'm King of Capri Pants!

It's probably too cold for wearing reefs.

I'm King of Desaturation!

The cloud above her head looks like a flying saucer, or maybe a turtle.

King of the office

You don't need water or a ship to be king of the world. Just 60 wooden pinwheel boxes, an empty office, and your imagination!

Lorenzo

I'm King of the spring hoodies and track shoes!

On the lake

I'm King of the mini-guitar!

if you think you are king of the world...

you are probably a red sox fan.

But...

...you can still see evil?

Just Hangin Out at the Bar

She looks much more comfortable than he does.

Jean shorts with hammer loop

We're going to need a bigger boat.

Nice earring.