See no megapixals

Isn't it weird that someone took the time to photoshop this picture so that it looked like these girls were posing for a photo cliche in 1997 instead of 2008?

See no women talking to them

I have a feeling these 3 bros love Kid Pistol's music.

See no embarrassment

It's sad we don't get to see what "See No Evil" looks it. I bet he's a badass mother fucker surrounded by two hood rats just like his producer, "Kid Pistol".

I'm king of not being from america

"one time i see part of movie. is good. but is long. I turn off television, open up third pack of cigarettes and sit in dark having smoke... have you taken picture of me with large girly doll yet? let us move on to star trek i will take picture with you and zee captain."

completely unrelated-- refresh my memory, was Leo a lumberjack in the film?

I'm king of dementia

It's unclear if the old guy saw Titanic or if he's trying to end it all.

I'm king of the bachelorette party

"Sandy, is the picture funnier if I pull down my shorts a bit?"
"No."
"It's my party, I'm doing it anyway!"

Risking life and limb for that perfect picture

Wait a sec, you risked your life for this photo? Would you really be any less "king of the world" if you took this picture on the bridge?

The Danger of Jaws

This one really highlights the safety concerns whenever someone stands under Jaws. Yes, it's a hilarious picture that no one's ever taken before and you can show your friends, but on the other hand, it's a 2000 pound thirty-foot fiberglass model shark suspended over your head by a single rope.

Who eats short shorts? Jaws eats short shorts!

We Can't Close the Beaches!

We can't be sure, but judging by her clothes and hairstyle, this might have actually been taken on the set of Jaws.

I'm king of putting my chin on your neck

"I jump, you jump, right Rose?"

"Jack, what if I put a barrette on my dress strap."

"you-- you want me to do that?"

"I put on a barrette, you put on a barrette, right Jack?"

"This relationship isn't going to work."

Lynndie Vs. ???

The Lynndie meets its match-- an ambiguously transsexual septuagenarian hooker giving bunny ears! In this battle of hand-gesture mockery, the only way to win is not to play.

Lynndie waters

You know the Lynndie is in trouble when even John Waters thinks it's inappropriate and unfunny. He can't even look at her.

Lynndie + statue = amazing

That's right! This lil' guy is giving a lynndie to the statue's breast.

In a perfect photocliches world, these monkey's would have their hands over their eyes and ears.

Jaws: friend of Naomi Klein?

Jaws was about to chomp down on Tom's happy face when he noticed Tom's shirt.

Jaws: "What's up with the giant sized polo insignia on your shirt? Is that a commentary on American's overblown love of brand names or is Ralph Lauren really that aggressive with his branding?
Tom: "What?"
Jaws: "Get the fuck out of my mouth, I've lost my appetite."

Sex of a mosaic statue easier to determine than person groping it.

The statue doesn't even have a head! it's almost like my semiotics class come to life. In the modern world we take the signs, "white lacy underwear" and "heart shaped tramp stamp" to be more feminine than long hair, necklace and hairless chest.

Fine! it's a stretch. He's a dude. But is it a stretch to suggest that his need to grab this piece of ass is a sign that he hasn't had many other pieces of ass?

I'm King of Showing My Pee-Pee!

There isn't much left to be said about Daniel Radcliffe's nekkidness in Peter Shafer's Equus, but I'd like to point out that he's one of the few people to really nail the Titanic pose-- clenched fists and all. Also, later in the show you get to see his dong.

Ima Kürgen dürfa Wurla!

I'm not one to stereotype, but I'd bet 100 Euros that this guy is king of the fjords.

Titanic 2: I'm king of the iceberg!

Although in reality, the iceberg was king of Jack.

Lynndie nerd

What a second, what website is she looking at? I recognize it... Did she just give a Lynndie to Photocliches? Mother Fuck!!!!

Lynndie coming through!

Barring hot coffee, the fastest way to move through a crowd is a well timed Lynndie. When people see that they're sure to get away from you.

If your car gets booted, the terrorists win!

This guy gets bonus points for having a German Shepard in the picture.

Sweatshop Lynndie

Some people protest Disney's consistent sweatshop and human rights violations by refusing to purchase Disney products. Others go on expensive Disney World vacations and give a halfhearted Lynndie to protest. Way to go!

Unrelated: What the hell is Minnie wearing?

70s color wash

Maybe they're doing hear, speak, see no evil.

Or maybe they're at a swingin' key party reacting to Mrs. Thomlinson going down on Mr. Winston. 

See no Field Hockey

Hear no evil

See no evil

Speak no evil

"Hai guyz wat do I sposed to do wif evil?"

See No Boobies

See no evil

Hear no evil

Speak no evil 

Put no evil in your vagina?

Cuckolded!

Those searing stone eyes stared at John through the viewfinder, seemingly saying, "Your wife prefers my hands to yours."

Months later, when the authorities found this picture, they finally understood why John took a sledge hammer to the statue's head.

Where are the glowsticks?

Drink some rockstar and live the dream, guard rail be damned.

More importantly, Are the statues holding some kind of neon meteorite?
wait a second, I get it-- these statues are at a rave. That explains why they're hanging out with a douchebag with highlights in his hair.

Backstage Lynndies

Great show, girls. Great show.

I'm the King of the River

That's quite an O-face on the girl in the lower left.

Bad boy

The flickr label tells me this is her graduation. So first, awesome outfit! Also, it just goes to show, you can be finished with school but you will never be finished touching a statue's genitals.

We Didn't Come to Japan so You Could Ruin My Photo, Louis!

Guy on right: "This is awesome. I can't believe after all these years I finally made it out to the Nagoya statue gardens."

Guy on left: "Titties!"

The Grope That's Banned from the Hall of Fame

Grinding on the Pete Rose statue at the Cincinnati Reds Hall of Fame. NOT the Baseball Hall of Fame. They won't allow either Pete Rose or grinding the statues.

Rasta Lynndie, Mon

Statue's Lament

"How come I always get groped by people that look like this guy?"

Let's be honest, this isn't the most inappropriate thing she did that night

True Artistic Expression

"Mom, take this picture!"
"No honey, it's not proper."
"Please Mom, I need to prove I'm artsy!"

Bewitched

I'm bewitched that this dude went on vacation to a place that would have a statue of Samantha Stevens.

That's cold...

I can't believe she gave him the lookaway.

Our Newest Meme: Statue Groping!

Even though the ladies are thinking "threesome," Hercules is thinking "Turn to the left and cough."

An Inconvenient Lynndie

Genesis Does what Jaws Don't

Sega Genesis had Blast Processing: it allowed the CPU to work on one visible section of map while the graphics processor displays another, which allegedly made Sonic the Hedgehog the fastest game on the planet in 1991.

Jaws Fairy Tale

After turning straw into gold for the Mooney family, Jaws comes to collect on their first born son.

Lynndying Lynndie

You're probably asking yourself, "What happens when Lynndie England gives herself a Lynndie?" Does this picture represent moral self-examination and the reflexive indictment of American society as a whole? 

Nope, it's just two drunk girls at a bar.

Jaws Pull-Up

You have to be really fearless to do a pull-up into the mouth of Jaws.

The artsy black & white Jaws eating your husband photo

He wore hiking boots to Universal because he knew he'd be climbing really far... into jaws' mouth.

Protect and Serve Lynndies

Sorry officers, but your Lynndie doesn't match up to the glory of racing around the world in a hot air balloon.

She's definitely out, right? Okay, time for a little comedy, anesthesiologist style!

Fleurac

So what if we make naked pyramids out of P.O.W.s? We still saved yer ass in WW2.

I'm King of the Geoglyph

It's hard to tell if he's doing an impression of Leonardo DiCaprio or the hawk sign next to him.