See No Dreadlocks

Speaking of "smell no evil", have you ever smelled someone's dreadlocks? It's like a deadly witches' brew of dead animal and patchuli.

Smell No Evil?

There's an easier way for this Thai park ranger to avoid smelling evil: never pull our finger.

How many cans of coke can you bench?

This bro is a prime example of your classic, "joke about doing coke, dead serious about doing steroids" kind of guy.

Hey...pssst!...visor lady, over here... quick hint for you...

To have a really zany picture you can put your head directly into jaw's mouth. It's allowed.

Cliche Backfiring

Literally.

Nice Yellow Bracelet

While you may support Lance Armstrong, we're pretty sure the feeling isn't mutual. It's hard to imagine him wearing a red bracelet to support your hilarious coke habit.

See no reason for this

You get the feeling these three weren't interested in this pose but the photographer insisted so they gave it their all. "Fuck it, let's just take the damn picture and continue raving. Does this pose look cool enough?"

See no chins

"Beard order boys, beard order."

Unrelated: The pilot in the middle looks like David Cross.

Lynndie Vs. Doug Jones

Regular people, take note: here we again see the real power of the Lynndie. It's the ultimate, field-leveling "who's in charge NOW" gesture, ready to belittle anyone at any time, whether you're with the actor who played the Silver Surfer, or a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners. (Thanks for sending, Adam!)

See no Originality

It looks like the Jonas Brothers are co-opting more than just punk rock. Here the formulaic Christian rock band shows they are aware of the Koshin Faith, the lost Japanese religion. How will their religious fans take the mixed faith messages?

See no supernatural evil

While they're busy with their cutesy "see no evil" pose, they're not seeing the evil right behind them as Mephistopheles makes his ascent to Earth.

Metal heads make the same jokes as everyone else!

But they do it with a sad affected stare.

Do you think someday on flickr we'll find a photo of a person pretending to drink cocaine with their straw? That's our ultimate fantasy.

You Get What You Give

The statue groper becomes the gropee when he gets his buddy's finger up his butt.

Is she pretending to snort coke...

... Or is she filling John's drink with a nasty surprise.

9/8/2006 - Bonding with her new roommate on the first day at the college of cutting edge humor

By all reports, she's taken an indefinite leave of absence.
















Her roommate left shortly thereafter.

I'm king of the golf course!

This is what Titanic would have looked like if instead of crashing into an iceberg they crashed into The Hamptons.

Trying too hard

It was only a few short years ago that wearing matching completely useless hand-warmer glove things proved you were cool. Welcome to 2008, losers!

Judy is a Clever Punk

Johnny Ramone always loved a little bump before playing polo on his father's estate.

The Flying Nun Lynndie

Behold, nuns' third favorite thing after boxing and singing with Whoopie Goldberg (Thanks, Adrianne).

Invisible Statue Visible Groping

Even without all the requisite equipment, this statue undoubtedly appreciates Jeff's tender and thoughtful use of his left hand.

new king of late night

How did Jimmy Fallon get a statue in his honor before his new show is even on the air?

Fair Maiden of Verona

1) People say that it's good luck to rub the breast of the Statue of Juliet. This is so widely believed that her right breast is actually shiny from all the buffing its received.

2) You need to dye your hair back to normal ASAP.

Say hello to my little friend

That's a lot of coke. He's like the nerd version of scarface. Put that much soda in this guy and he'll kill you. In call of duty 4.

Do people even by 2 liter bottles of soda anymore? Aren't they only for children's birthday parties? How else do you finish that much soda? Let's say you have friends over for the game and you get through a 1/2 bottle of cola that day so you put it in the refrigerator. CUT TO: 5 days later pouring the completely flat coke down the drain. Face it, if an open 2 liter bottle of soda goes in the fridge you're never going to remember/want to drink it in time.

Lynndie Vs. Princess Cherrybottoms

Monarchy Sux, Democracy RULZ!!!

A keeper

All the fellas asked Jimmy how his blind date went and all he had to do was show them this picture of Allison from earlier in the day and then, you know, nudge the guys in the ribs a few times.

Orlando Natives

According to the person who submitted this one, the guy lives in Orlando, mere miles from Universal Studios. Honestly, he should know better (Thanks, Jackie and Dave!).

People say John was the most unique Beatle-- What do we do with this incongruous evidence?

And in other Beatles news-- sources say Paul gave a Lynndie to an unsuspecting fan just last week. If you have any pictures of this monumental event, please email us.

They thought they were being funny until they noticed the sign that said, "please get all of your statue groping out of the way on this blue one."

Doggy Style Doggy Statue

Statue Breast Feeding

This kid's on a Seaboob diet. "I see boob, I eat it!"

Hey-yo!!!!

Uncle Louis Talks to the Kids About Drugs

You know how when you meet someone and fall in love, at first everything they do is wonderful? And then 10 years later they're still doing the same jokes and all you can do is hide your face in shame? That's how Aunt Nancy feels about Uncle Louis.

The Blue or Red Pill?

This guy has seen The Matrix enough times (130 times) to understand that whether it's Coca-Cola or cocaine, you're not REALLY feeling it anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Harry Potter and the Snortable Coca-Cola

Relaxing in the prison cafeteria, here we see the playful side of one of Azkaban's Dementors.

Confused hippie

This photo shocked us. Since when do hippies reference coke? Couldn't she have held the straw straight out and pretended to smoke it? Or, at the very least, pretended the glass was her bong? Just goes to show you-- this photo might be cliche, but that doesn't stop the girl in it from being the most unique hippie of all time.

New Cliché: Snorting Coke!

This guy's stare is freaking me out! Has a creepier man ever existed? I feel like he wants to pick up a hooker, rent a limo and then snort soda off the hooker's ass.

...And then kill her. What? Too far? If you remember, he is high on cola.

The Loneliest Jaws

who takes pictures of tourist sites without their family in the picture? Is it to save money on postcards? Or maybe you're cocky enough to believe you can frame it better than the guy who created the postcard?

Is it just to remember it? "Thank the lord Dad took this picture of the fake jaws or I would have never been able to picture what it looked like."

You Whaaaaa?!?!

Judging by the statue's reaction, we actually might be looking at one of those guys who's painted himself bronze and sat perfectly still up until this moment.

It's Unclear What the Actual Monkey is Doing

Seeing Double See No Evil

As if 3 of this fatass in mandals wasn't enough of a harbinger of bad tidings, there's there's two ominous black cats that look like they crept from the primodial ooze of the photoshop lagoon.

I'm king of needlessly bending over

I don't think Kate Winslet bent over during this scene. My guess is this girl's husband is slightly more "creative" than James Cameron.

I'm king of being forced to pose this way by an eight-year-old

Hey Ken! Nice pants, dude.

I'm king of the Gloria Stuart impressions

Little Orphan Annie

Singing:

The sun'll come out tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun.

Just thinkin' about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow till there's none.

When I'm stuck with a day that's gray and lonely.

I just stick out my chin and grin...

...and go to Universal and stick my foot in Jaws' mouth!

I'm King of the Arizona Diamondbacks!

Whenever you're feeling cocky that your team is leading the NL West, remember what people said of the Titanic: "Not even God himself could sink this ship." And look what happened there.  (Thanks for the pic, Julie and Rick.)

Third Wheel

It's hard enough to get laid when you're made of bronze and steel (just think of the chafing). Then this bozo shows up to cockblock you and hit on your girl. Statues just can't get a break.

Looking good

A three piece suit will make you look good-- that's a fact. A fact that can only be changed by being a complete douche.

Fingers like feathers

Christina knows that when you're groping a statue you can't just be all forceful and rough from the first moment. First you need to rev the engine a bit. This is minute 12 of her 63 minute statue grope.

Peaking too early

Every man experiences a time in his life when he realizes, "at this instant, I am being the funniest I will ever be." It's exhilarating in the moment but is often followed by many failed attempts to recreate that perfect spontaneous instance.

Jack had his moment in 6th grade. He's spent the last 23 years trying to recreate it.