Not a cliche

She's just high as hell and will snort anything.

gay tower

Michael's inquisitive face suggests that he didn't realize the leaning tower was going to try to bone him straight through his multi-purpose cargo hiking pants with zip away legs. Then he thought, "Well, I wanted to lose my virginity on my walkabout through Italy."

Jabbawockeez?

We're pretty sure this guy was on America's Best Dance Crew...

Hurts So Good

I'm king of voting republican

Nice sweatshirt and button combo. Classy. Don't hate on democrats just because they're a little more subtle with their patriotism.

Also, this guy is younger than McCain. I'm just saying...

Fuck no evil

I'm king of radiohead

Thom Yorke is a huge Titanic fan. Just look at the lyrics to Idioteque: "Iceberg coming, Iceberg Coming... Women and children first, women and children first."

picture of a picture of a cliche

Deuce Bigalow: Cliche Gigolo

Bad idea for a vacation

The trip to Universal Studios would have been more fun if Aunt Flo hadn't been killed in a freak shark attack the week prior.

Sparkle Lynndie

Here we see a man give a lynndie to Liberace's ghost.

See No Jailbait

You know what they say, "Monkey see; monkey do; 15 will get you 20."

Well hung

His dick's so big it's the first thing a boat sees when it approaches land.

Palm Tree Rub 'N Tug

Ever wonder where coconut milk comes from?

Do androids have wet dreams at night?

The scientists were able to secretly craft a human-looking android to take over the porn industry. But, too much rubbing revealed what he truly was-- an android with a huge robo-dick.

Thick Italian cock

What's more impressive-- his huge penis or the fact that he's wearing his gigantic backpack for the picture?

Also, is there a tiny man in a white shirt sitting on his stomach?

This doughboy will poke YOU.

A Good Day at the Wax Museum, pt. 2

A Good Day at the Wax Museum, pt. I

(Thanks, Janik!)

Snorting Coke Is For Pussies

New Cliche: False Phallus

Will taking photos that pretend a building in the distance, household object, or unfortunately shaped cactus is your giant erection ever stop being funny? Probably not, which is why it's a photo cliche. I can see it a hundred times, but it never gets stiff. Get it - stiff?

The Washington Monument never looked so sexy.

Cliche... to the EXTREME!

Grope No Evil

Is any kind of groping non-evil? Benevolent groping?

Vacation Lynndie

This young lad gives a lynndie to the real terrorists: bored rich white women on vacation.

If Jaws doesn't kill them, this kid from columbine will

Just Because it's Diet Doesn't Make it Any Less Bad For You

See No Misfits

Are mandatory blue jeans part of your unorthodox private school uniform? But more importantly, why do you guys need all-access passes to hang out in your high school auditorium?
(Thanks, Nora)

Benihana Lynndie

The only thing worse than getting waterboarded in guantanamo is paying $23.99 for Teriyaki steak. And if you don't catch that shrimp, the terrorists win!

It's a bird... it's a plane...

By taking off his glasses, the mid-mannered Clark Kent transforms into Superman--fighting for freedom, justice, and the American cliche.

stuck-up statue

The statue is thinking, "stay calm Eddie ol' boy, just play it cool...This guy's Norwegian, maybe this is his country's way of shaking hands."

"At home I need to use peanut butter to get Fido to do this."

Crazy-ass Sluts

Crazy-ass Slut: "What happens in Vancouver stays in Vancouver! Woooooo!"
Responsible Friend: "Get down from there, what if Josh sees you?!"
Crazy-ass Slut: "I don't care, I'm a crazy-ass slut!"

Sax player

You play your sax and I'll play your horn. You're a man and my gender isn't clear.

Teeth The Shark

You know how sometimes you'll be driving through some random town in Mississippi and there'll be a sign for "Duke's Adventureland," and you'll pull in, ready for some fun, but all you find is a bunch of crappy knock-off rides that aren't even the tiniest bit of fun? Well that don't mean you can't still take a hilarious picture with "Teeth The Shark!" (Thanks for finding this one, Allie!)

Two Wenches

Here we see two wenches willing to do whatever it takes to entice the local land-lovers.

See no taste

The only thing worse than when you combine yellow flowers and bright blue ribbons with a black tux is when you combine these four dudes and a camera.