Well-placed Lynndie

...to cover up that nice lady's butt cleavage.

France's Self-Love

Francophilism?

America's Self-Love

"We live in the best country in the world. We're a city on a hill, an inspiration for lesser civilizations everywhere, a shining beacon of hope in the darkness of mankind. USA! USA! USA!"

Lynndieoke

The ambiguity of Lynndie during karaoke: is this approval or disapproval? The moustachioed man in the back seems indifferent.

Freedom Party

I'm king of depression

This is what Mtv's Daria looks like when she does an "I'm king of the World" impression.

As a sidenote, I wonder if this girl will be sad if she ever sees her picture on our website? She'll be like, "Dudes, I wasn't partaking in any photo cliche!" Maybe so, but somewhere in your jaded little heart you wanted to throw your arms out.

I'm king of safety!

He's nowhere near the edge of the boat. In fact, he's so far away that it's hard to tell if he's king of the world or just preparing to be frisked.

Hey! Hey! It's iridescent shirt guy!

When he walked in wearing that iridescent shirt, everyone knew it wouldn't be long before he was nose deep in some coke.

I love the pleasure these women are giving me, but if this guy doesn't stop tickling me I'm going to smash this pepper on his head.

She's got America by the balls

See No Evil Bathing Suits

If I'm not supposed to see any evil, why do I feel so so dirty when I'm looking at this picture??

Statue-bang

See no bruises on her face

We would understand this picture a little more if she had obviously just taken a beating. We want to see her personal connection to the material. Is that too much to ask?

But seriously, admit it, it's just hard to take anything an emo kid says very seriously. Do you think she spent longer finding the hard facts on domestic violence or putting on her eye liner?

Chairman Lynndie

I don't know if Mao Zedong would have had a problem with the real Lynndie England. But, he does have a problem with the woman in this photo, "Why aren't you groping me. I'm a statue. Touch the Mao, you know you want to."

I'm king of the lego world...

Or i'm king of the lego murderers? Looks like he's about throw lego Rose into the ocean.

See No Evil Footwear

See no evil? Yeah right, lady. We know evil when we see it, and there's no mistaking that turquoise sock and ergonomic leather mule combination is nothing short of possessed.

See no Robert Downey Jr. circa 1991

See no cuteness

Kidding! This is the cutest cliche we've ever seen.

Anderson Cooper's secret formula for successful broadcasting