Fuck Tha Police

N.W.A was inspired to write the song after Dr. Dre and Eazy-E were stopped by police officers, arrested and held at gunpoint for carrying out a series of drive-by paintball shootings. They immediately went to the studio to record the song which became an instant gangsta rap anthem.

Dre recalls: "It was me and Eazy riding around. He had this paintball gun, and he was shooting people at bus stops. The cops caught us and we were face down on the freeway with guns pointed at us. We thought it was bullshit. So we went to the studio and created the song. So we said fuck the police cuz cops are fuckin pigs who think everything's a god damn crime!"

Happy Thanksgiving!

This is what happens when you invite a statue groper to dinner...

Stern but Fair

He should never have switched to Satellite Radio...

Mandalay Bay 2

Who invited Amy Winehouse?

Poor Bridesmaids

As if those blue saran wrap dresses weren't embarrassing enough...

(Thanks, Kerrie!)

Do you think this was the environment the artist imagined as he sculpted the statue?

It's not as funny to pretend to snort coke...

...When you just came back from the bathroom after snorting real coke. (is that a lot to assume based solely on her tube top?)

He had the hippest girlfriend ever...

And then she posed for this picture. She may be able to make yellow crushed velvet cool, but even her "badass" attempt to substitute coca cola for beer doesn't make her snorting photo hip.
The look in his eyes says, "should I dump her now or when I drop her off tonight?"

These Guys Want Just One Taste

Incidentally, Just One Taste is a book by Jess Michaels. Plot summary: Being the Duchess of Bisby is not everything it is cracked up to be for lonely Drusilla. Humiliated by her indifferent husband’s neglect, she finds an unexpected passion when she surrenders to the attentions of his ever-watching and oh-so-very-handsome valet, Jacob Dunnett.

(EDIT: Thanks, Alison!)

Hey! No Peeking, Lady!

If there's one weak link in the "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" chain, it all goes to hell. Literally.

Best first date ever

"Alright, enough. This is embarrassing."
"Relax, Marie, I'm just having a little fun."
"You've been having 'a little fun' for seven minutes. Look at all those children waiting in line."
"Let 'em wait! Help! The shark is eating me! Woo Hoo!"

getting high or enjoying the splendid bouquet of an aged french canadian diet(e) soda?

Oblivious Turkeys

They can try to ignore their imminent gruesome fate, but they can't deny where they'll be on Thanksgiving day.

cokewhore

The Three Amigos

See no constricted pupils

Cokeheads

(Thanks, Michael!)

So big I can barely get my hands around it...

(Thanks, Rose!)

I'm king of imagining things!

Wipe that smile off your face buddy, it's never going to happen.

Warning to all

Sweeping the street is the new "dropping the soap." So watch out!

I'm king of voting no on prop 8

Seriously, vote NO on prop 8.

GO VOTE!!!

Voting is the second-best way to show how much you love your country.
(Thanks, Kimberly!)

Viva La Lucha!

Tonight's Forecast...

Cloudy with a chance of oh-dear-God-what-are-you-doing?!

You Ruined It

Get it together, guy in front!