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Hijinx on the Set of I am Legend

Possibly the most accurate recreation of the original Lynndie England debacle that started it all-- we're told this photo comes from the set of I am Legend. It's key evidence in our new Spontaneous Lynndie Theory (SLT), a theory which states that given a set of dead/tortured bodies and a photographer, some jackass will always appear to do the Lynndie pose. (Thanks, Sean!)

Stop watching, Mr. Monkey!

Show some respect and avert your eyes like the little guy on the right.

100 Percent Pure Colombian...

...coffee? Damn, these crazy party mofos are all about the Washingtons-- what is she holding, like four dollars? (Thanks, Courtney!)

Baked Goods

Reader Alex sends in a picture of his "garlic bread wrapped in aluminum foil." We especially love the girl in the background, whose face is perfectly frozen in that magical moment right before complete understanding. Right now she's thinking, "Did Alex wrap himself up in foil... again?!?!"

Italy's most popular spot for cliches

Here's a slightly different interpretation of the old photo cliche, "Holding up the leaning tower."

Old Timey Coke Sniffer

Just because your coke bottle prop looks like it's from 1936 doesn't mean you were the first person to come up with this coca-cola snorting cliche.

Captain & Lynndie

Who does this girl think she is? Giving a lynndie to something as beautiful as a Captain & Coke? She should be ashamed of herself. Maybe she's just anti alcohol, which could be possible since she's dressed like she just came from the Salem Witch Trials. Although she gets bonus points for lining up beverages like naked prisoners.

(Thanks, Patrick!)

See it for the first time?

Hans sent in what might be the oldest item in our collection: a 1930's family photo of his mother and some friends. Conclusion: unless you're Hans's mom or her friends, you're not original.

Cliche Holiday

Relaxing by the pool, reader Gutters takes too literally the concept of "wet noodle."

Cat's Out of the Bag

Erotic Abu-Ghraib Photohunt! Can you find:
*A cat "Iraqi prisoner" with a bag on its head
*A pink highlighter
*A receipt from Target
*Someone pretending to be Lynndie England
*A left shoe

This furry has one too many kinks.

See No Ladyfingers

Just your typical cliche picture of three "evil" girls after a long day of shopping, except it kind of looks like somebody photoshopped Mickey Rourke's gigantic man-hand onto the middle girl's arm. (Thanks, Tomo!)

The photographer of this photo knows one true thing

He will never enjoy the position this statue is in right now.

What's more embarrassing?

Going shirtless or wearing what appears to be pink tights and a possibly urine-soaked t-shirt?

See no prom dates

Sadly this trio of Mafia Hitman, Newsy, and Mr. Monopoly were all going stag to the prom.

See no way taking this photo is the cause of their fun

Look how much fun they're having. They've got to be drunk. Only completely plastered people think taking a "see no evil" photo is a great time. Right? RIGHT? Oh wait... we have dozens of photos on this site that prove me wrong. I forgot.

What Happens Undah The Sea Stays Undah The Sea

It seems like Vegas brings out everyone's inner statue-groper, but this guy really went the extra mile by squatting on the pedestal with his new special lady friend. We can't blame him, though--that part where Ariel turns human and washes ashore without any clothes on? Aww yeah. (Thanks, Michael!)



Yeah, that's right, we fantasize about cartoon characters. You gotta problem with that!? Seriously, it's not like The Little Mermaid is all that innocent in the first place:

Photo Cliche FAIL

These ladies had to test it out a few times to get the mix right:

See no reason for this photo to be taken by a professional

The modern teen

Some take selfpics in alluring positions, while others take pics while snorting coke.

Prom Pic!

Here we see John posing for his senior prom picture with his date. People sure were whispering that night. Was it that John's date was a man? Was it that he was made of stone? No. This was a school of tolerant people. But sometimes even tolerant people draw a line in the sand and they have to stick to it. Yup, his hat was just too damn silly.

See no huge nerds.

Kidding.



But what is nerdier? The "See No Evil" pose or the dudes dressed as stormtroopers and Darth Vader in his Tie Fighter gear? Or, me, for knowing that?

In Soviet Russia, Statue Gropes You!

As a side note, did you know Yakov Smirnoff is a professor at Missouri State?

See no flattering clothing

"Let's each wear something ugly!"



They just wanted their clothes to give the same impression as their Christmas decorations.

See no Banksy

Meta Lynndie

Here we see a graffiti'd Lynndie England giving her signature gesture to other graffiti.

See no mafia stereotypes.

The guy on the left is the trusty financial manager. The big guy on the right is the muscle. And the guy in the middle? Clearly, he's Da' Man. But seriously, do you think he bought the cap thinking, "wow, nothing can match my excessive gold jewelry better than this hat."

The Lynndiecaust

You can tell this woman thought about what she saw. Deeply.

Scary Phallus eyes

Legend has it that his tiny, red, phallus eyes are looking at you no matter where you're standing. Seriously, those eyes are more ominous than Doctor T.J. Eckelburg's.



Meanwhile, he's all smiles, not a care in the world. He won't feel that way when he looks up.

A Merry Cocksmith

Boy, is my face red!

I finished all the coke by mistake!

Tom the Prankster

Blue shirt: Help me, help me, a shark is eating my head!
Black shirt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...Stop! No more! HAHAHAHAHAHA It's too funny, Tom! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Take your head out of there, I'm gonna piss myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

When in Rome...

The original False Phallus-- spotted by Julia on the pedestal of the Column of Antonius Pius, "erected" circa 161 A.D.

Pulp Friction

"Bring out the Gimp."
"The Gimp's sleepin."
"Well wake him up."
"He's... really tired."
"Fine. Then bring out the plastic gimp."

Mr. Paparazzi Lynndie

The Lynndie on the left is being given by a cardboard cutout of "Mr. Paparazzi", a UK version of Perez Hilton. The Lynndie on the right is being given by his employee and my former roommate, who once asked me if I thought a hangover could feel worse than having cancer.

Lynndie Food drive.

I think she's indicating that food drives suck. Hmmmm? Or, maybe she's channeling Lynndie England and knows that Ms. England would hate food drives because they're a humanitarian cause?

Lynndie Montana

Here we see a Miley Cyrus dartboard getting a good old fashioned Lynndie from a goth chick. Good times. The times become significantly less good when said goth (or more likely the photographer) owns playing cards made out of blades. Here's a typical quote at one of their poker nights, "I'm all in, FOR MURDER."

It's torture, bra!

Here we see American GI's about to torture a prisoner. They're trying to get him to talk quickly-- when they're done they hope to catch some serious waves and "hang ten" before dusk.

Jaws rap video?

I think Hype Williams took this photo.

Tony Montana

We haven't seen someone snort this much coke since the end of Scarface.

Ah, Rainforest Cafe

It's the only place on Earth, other than an actual rainforest, where you can take a wacky photo and eat the Sparkling Volcano on the same night.

Bonus points for having a monkey in the picture.



(Thanks, Meredith!)

Wishful Drinking

Who woulnd't want a 15" penis? Only downside is that it's made of glass.