...Something Groping This Way Comes

These three high-school witches get their grope on, taking time out of their busy schedule that surely includes going to the beach (why is your bag so huge?!), TXTing their friends (lol, statu grpng!), and obviously posing like Charlie's Angels.

Piggie England

John sends us this wonderful glimpse of a baptism dinner. We're pretty sure that to serve a whole pig so flagrantly at a church function, it has to be one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. We mean he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what we're sayin?

"How big is it?"

"Big enough that you'll have to back up if you want to get it all in the frame... Dude! Back up further so I can be in the photo with my phallus. No? OK."

CLICK.

YOU'RE STILL DOING IT WRONG!

Or they're all too drunk to aim the bottle to their lips.

Snorting Coke: You're Doing It Wrong

Don't look so self-satisfied, pal. It's supposed to be Coca-cola, not beer.

See no need for special biking shoes

And does the woman on the left keep flip-flops with her while she bikes? Are biking shoes that uncomfortable?

see no ivy league

Don't worry girls, everything about you projects where you went to college, so you might as well lose the t-shirt. Oh wait, five minutes after this photo was taken all three of you lost your tops.

Thicker than a Can of Beer

And the [Pabst's] blue ribbon for Creepiest Guy Ever Award goes to........
....(drum roll)...
The guy of indeterminate ethnicity!


(Thanks for sending, Claire!)

As a side note, we were curious if this is like a new thing-- stacking beer cans like this-- but a google image search of "Duct Taping Cans" only revealed this enigmatic explanation of the phenomenon:

Gropie Monster

"G" is for groping, that's good enough for me.
"G" is for groping, that's good enough for me.
"G" is for groping, that's good enough for me.
Oh! Groping, groping, groping starts with "G."


(Thanks, Rose!)

Lonely on Valentine's Day?

Here's a way to get your sexual frustration out.

Maine Lynndie

What's the difference between a regular lynndie and a Maine lynndie? A lynndie in maine is done with organic ingredients. That's right, American Spirit Cigarettes.

Doctors Find These Jokes... Humerus?

Guy goes into a doctor's office, he's like, "doc doc you gotta help me." The doctor says, "ok, go over to the window and stick out your tongue." The guy does it, he's like, "Is that supposed to make me feel better?" Doc says, "Nope, I just don't like the doctor across the street."

Guy goes into a doctor's office, he's like, "doc doc you gotta help me, my brother thinks he's a chicken!" Doc says, "Why don't you put him in an institution?" Guy says, "We can't-- we need the eggs!"

Guy goes into a doctor's office, he's like "doc doc you gotta help me, everywhere I go, I keep seein' and hearin' and speakin' evil!" The doc says, "I THINK ME AND MY EIGHT DOCTOR FRIENDS CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT!!!!!!"

See No Shoes?

Although it's a slightly unlike crew to perpetrate this cliche, what I'm most intrigued by is why the guy in the striped shirt has no shoes. I guess he's truly not seeing the evil that lurks in the public stairway (broken glass, used AIDS needles, dog poop, etc...).

cheer up with some coke

I'm king of imagining they're lesbians

come on, you know you were thinking it...

Psst, You're Not King of Anything-- the Water's Behind You!

But it looks like Godzilla might be in front of them?

Those are Some Big Snowballs

He's a grower not a snower-- am I right, ladies?
"...Hello? Is this thing on?"



(sent by Lil' Butterstick.)

I'm King of the World!

Although, kingwise, it looks her shorts reign over the island of Bermuda.

I'm King of Safety

She's obviously imagining herself as Kate Winslet, with her heart full of love, hope, and song. Conversely, even though her "Jack" is a 15-year-old white kid, his enthusiasm level somehow channels Stanley from The Office.


(Thanks, Sarah!)

Tongue piercing

Tongue piercing, frosted tips, ripped jeans-- do you think that dude even knows the guy in the Hawaiian shirt?

But then I see his tattoos and neck chain and I start to wonder, are they father and son?

See No Evil in Your Band's Myspace Picture

What do you think: original music or just another cover band?


(Thanks for sending, Mary!)

Giant peestream

The "false phallus" is out of site, but I can only assume with a pee trajectory that strong, it would have been falsely HUGE.

Grope like an Egyptian

It kind of looks like this Egyptian statue came to a women's shelter after getting molested, only to have her molestation counselor molest her.