Jaws: ballroom dancer

When Jaws started taking ballroom dance classes, nobody thought he'd ever be able to execute a perfect dip. Well, look who's laughing now.

The rule has stayed the same for centuries...

If you're wearing a crown, you can grab a boob.

Daniel vs Daniel

Photoshop is a wonderful tool. It's given lonely people the ability to hang out with their only friend.

The Last known photo of little Jennifer

Moments after the photo was taken, This strange man ran off with her. Who would have thought Jaws would have been the gentler creature in the photo?



He was known as the "cargo shorts kidnapper." Spooky.

Throwback snort

He may not look like it now, but back in the 80's this guy would snort any coke he could get his hands on. That's right, even the disgusting New Coke aka Coke II.

Did Mr. Miyagi teach him this move?

Here we see Daniel with his girlfriend Ali pulling off the advanced karate move known as "walking on water." Makes you think Jesus might have been a black belt.



By the way, I would watch a movie called BLACK BELT JESUS all day, everyday.

see no myspace girls

see no lolCats

Quality shit

Wow, that is a mouth watering beverage. Look at those foamy bubbles. What she needs to do is stop playing around and snort that right into her mouth because it looks soooo delicious.

Sorry I missed your false phallus

Two straws one cup

after he snapped the pic, the photographer was like, "what else do you guys like to do together?"



Answer: field hockey.

Dans le Cul

Viva La France! (Merci, Kerry.)

A Bag of Mexican Tostadas

Is Felipe Calderon making fun of us? Dammit, Lynndie--Not even anthropomorphic ears of corn can resist your classic pose! (Thanks, Anna!)

Half-man...

From the waist up, he's a seven year-old karate kid. Waist down? Forty-five year-old cougar.
(Thanks, Lucy!)

Be Like Water

Bruce Lee, on taking photo cliches: "Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend." (Thanks, Carola!)

America the beautiful

classier guys compensate for small genitalia with big cars.

Daniel-san is a good climber

Does this guy think he's too good for the shorter ones?



Sort of seems photoshopped... but who would waste their time photoshopping this picture?

Obviously a local Italian...

Jaws at Marineworld

A lot of people think that knock-offs can never be as good as the originals. But did you know that Oreo cookies actually came after Hydrox?

We're not saying that Marine World is better than Jaws, or that Six Flags is better than Universal Studios. But this family definitely turned Hydrox into Oreos. (Thanks, Craig!)

(As a side note, those enormously sharp sea lion teeth are no joke. People have been attacked by the beasts, so it's no wonder surfers call sea lions the "lions of the sea." At least, we're pretty sure we've heard them called that? We don't really surf. Actually... nevermind.)

Phish should do a cover of "You're the best" for this guy