Reason #23 to Avoid a Hot Pink French Manicure

You'll get made fun of on the internet.


(Thanks, Jessica!)

Hot Gigantic Sexy Tim McGraw

Let's just hope everything's to scale.


(Thanks, Jen!)

What Has Two Thumbs and Loves Statue Groping?

This guy.



(Thanks, Cosette!)

Lynndie at the Zoo

Forget The Men Who Stare at Goats, 2010 is all about The Women who Lynndie at Llamas.


(Thanks, Cody!)

Crazy Girls

We might need to start a whole new sub-cliche just for Crazy Girls.


(Thanks, Andrea!)

I'm King of The Wire Season 2!

Workin' the docks is tough, and if you ain't got a union card, you gotta act out a scene from Titanic.


(Thanks, Evan!)

Lynndie Wedding

Maybe he should have told his wife before the wedding he didn't like the cake?

See No Axe Murderers

Maybe if they weren't committing crimes against originality, they would have seen the evil lurking just around the corner...


(Thanks, Jessica!)

abused prisoners not included

Cannon Humpers

This looks less like a false phallus and more like a "dude humping a cannon." Not that there's anything wrong with that...


(Thanks, Hannah!)

See No Family Dinner

Family dinners would be a lot more enjoyable if they were always held like this one.
Families. sigh.

Bizarro World

We hope that somewhere there's a universe where everyone is a statue, and it's human beings who don't move, and the statues go around groping people, and in that world there's a blog called www.bizarrophotocliches.com, and on that blog is this picture, along with a caption like, "Check out Steve the Fish... what a huge douchefish!"


(Thanks, Jessica!)

See No Guns/Roses

Ew, is she really touching that wall with her bare foot? Who knows where that foot's been...


(Thanks, John!)

Charlie's Glam Squad

See what happens when you let four Pittsburgh hairstylists come up with an ad campaign? At least they're not waving terrible towels around like pretend dicks.


(Thanks, Claire!)

Oral Sex

You remember those "cool" Abercrombie shirts with the "cool" chinese characters? You didn't care what they meant cause they looked soooo cool! Or what about that "cool" tattoo with the "cool" Russian letters on your "not skanky" ex-girlfriend? Probably said something totally "cool," right? But then again, who the hell knows. Maybe you were a walking advertisement that said "fuck me, daddy" like some of those hip Japanese kids who wear ragged shirts with filthy English slogans.

Wearing a shirt with Chinese writing, you're innocent--you didn't know any better. But if you're from another country and the shirt is in Engligh? Well, there's three universal languages: Love, Music, and motherfucking English. So take a look at this picture. You've got this ambiguously Nordic woman, who, by the way, is also ambiguously "a woman," and she obviously knows that her shirt says ORAL SEX in big letters. Is that what compelled her to give this poor statue a facefull of snatch?



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