See No Evil in Da Club

Dude just learning about sexuality: "Sup ladies, you may remember me from when you woke up this morning... cause I'm the man of your dreams."
Dude's knowledgable friend: [whispers in his ear.]
Dude just learning about sexuality: "What the fuck is a lesbian?"
Dude's knowledgable friend: [whispers some more.]
Dude just learning about sexuality: "THAT MAKES NO SENSE-- YOU CAN'T DIGEST CARPETS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MUNCH THEM!"



(Thanks, Jared!)