Ok. This photo is from Disneyland's Splash Mountain ride, one of the first rides to implement the photo-while-you-drop idea. Kudos to these kids for finding a way to make their plunge unique!



But rather than make fun of these kids, hilarious though they may be, there's more important things to talk about: Disney's Song of the South, the inspiration for Splash Mountain. Made in 1946 and never released on DVD or VHS, it stars Uncle Remus, a "servant" (not a slave!) who, ummm, liked to hang around a plantation and do free work for white people?

You probably remember Zip-a-dee-doo-dah:



The lyrics go a little something like this:

Mr. Bluebird's on my shoulder.
It is the truth, It's actual,
Everything is satisfactual [except for my socio-economic condition and that of my children and my childrens' children].

(Thanks for sending, Chelsea!)

See No Supermodels

Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, speaking, hearing and seeing no evil, Fashion Group Party, Plaza Hotel, NYC. 1989. (No one ever said they were smart.)


(Thanks, John.)

Isn't it weird how everyone is snorting coke these days?

Even a young albert Einstein. E=MCoke

How the Tables Have Turned...

We can't tell who's enjoying this more-- the statue or the guy. (Thanks, Adam!)

Harry Lynndie and the Philosopher's Stone

You might encounter this analogy on the SATs, so remember it: Naked Iraqi prisoners are to emotionally unbalanced US soldiers as Cats in wizard hats are to hipsters who wear scarfs purely for style.

The Penis of London

Reader Linda sent in this pose fondling the real jewels at the Tower of London. All I remember about the Tower of London is Henry VIII's armor with his amazing oversized junk-protector, bulging out enormous, and thinking, "surely he doesn't need all that space... OR DOES HE!?!?!"

(It was my first historical boner!)

Ye Olde Lynndie England

Reader Colin was looking through a collection of 15th Century woodcut art from the Netherlands, when he found what might be the first Lynndie England pose.

More profound is the fact that it also involves torture. Is this life imitating art? And if so, why was a Private First Class reservist in the 372nd Military Police Company reading about 15th century woodcut art? Curiouser and curiouser...

Fragonard

Here's a submissiong from one of our gentle readers at the Fragonard museum in Paris, France.

Ah, Paris.
Dewey morning air.
The smell of fresh-baked baguettes.
The click-click-click of tourists' cameras.
WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Suck the mighty cock of America's Lynndie England, you peacenik frogs-- we saved your asses in WW2! USA! USA! USA!

See No Future Dancers

Look at all these young dancers, so full of promise and hopeful dreams. Unfortunately not a single one of them will make it as a dancer, professionally.

That's right, here at photocliches, we crush peoples' dreams just like The Rock's character in The Tooth Fairy.

Speaking of The Tooth Fairy, did you guys see it? It was so bad it made me want to stab myself in the eyeball with a soda straw TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!

Don't Google This

While "researching" the plausibility of a joke for this photo, we googled "Human head fits in urethra."

Don't do it.

And the worst part is... we still don't know if it's possible.


(Thanks, Edwin!)