Lilo and Lynndie

At first it might seem like this guy is being dragged to disney by his wife... then you notice the slightly askew rodent ear on his shirt. My god, he's a self-hating disney fan!

It's like if Lynndie England had pointed at fellow soldiers rather than severely abused prisoners.

Be Prepared... to grab some boob

In case you were wondering, yes, there is a merit badge for cliches.

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You can't imagine how excited we get when we hear the words "HOT TUB."
Like-- SUPER excited.
Hot tubs are magical places where bottles are spun and bikini tops fall off.
So, yes, we opened this email faster than when we're promised five million dollars from a Nigerian prince.
No, faster.

And this is the hot tub picture we get?
NO DRINKING!?!?!?
NO NOODZ!?!?!

For shame, internet. For shame.



(Thanks, Kitty.)

Starting The Week Off Right

In case you were wondering, here are the ingredients to happiness on a Monday morning at the Photocliche corporate office in Cedar Rapids, Iowa:

Two genorous handfuls of magnificent boob.
One fountain stream that looks like pee (a cliche unto itself).
Bill Cosby in the background.

(Thanks to Jon at the IU Showalter Fountain.)

PS Can somebody please give Bill Cosby a Lynndie?

I'm king of something, dammit!

Normally when we're searching flickr for cliche's we'll ignore anything improperly tagged, but this pic demanded to be shared with the world, cliche or not.

Our king has a good thing going on. He's playing computer games drunk out of his mind with a garbage right there in case he barfs. I wonder if his football playing sons kick the crap out of him?

I'm king of going 18-1

We're can't tell if this was photoshopped by New England fans or haters. Seems like both parties would be into it.

ARRRRRGH, ME BALLS!!!