See No Evil in Da Club

Dude just learning about sexuality: "Sup ladies, you may remember me from when you woke up this morning... cause I'm the man of your dreams."
Dude's knowledgable friend: [whispers in his ear.]
Dude just learning about sexuality: "What the fuck is a lesbian?"
Dude's knowledgable friend: [whispers some more.]
Dude just learning about sexuality: "THAT MAKES NO SENSE-- YOU CAN'T DIGEST CARPETS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MUNCH THEM!"



(Thanks, Jared!)

See no Fashionistas

"Heyyyyyy bro are you wearing your black bracelets tonight?"
"Heyyyyyy you know it, bro. You wearing your pink hoodie?"
"You know it!"
"Sweeeeeet"
"Should we invite that girl?"
"....."
"She's really good at photocliches."
"Fine."
[guys make out]



(Thanks, Joseph!)

Captioning for Clarity

Oh. I get it now.



(Thanks, Reyna!)

Authenticity

Bonus points for using an actual bottom-of-the-ocean salvaged ship.



(Thanks Carole!)