Photo Clichés

I heart coke

noreply@blogger.com (Neal) — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:31:00 +0000

I'm King of the Worrrrrld!

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:33:00 +0000

His best friend from camp is watching like "um ur suppozd to be at the bow of the ship?"

I'm King of the Dolls!

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:33:00 +0000

10 internets to anyone who identifies the doll.

Argh, King of the World, Be me, says I

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 12:32:00 +0000

Why do pirates love the movie Titanic? Because it's rated PG-thARGHHHteen!

I'm King of the World!

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:22:00 +0000

Dorm Life 101

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 04:14:00 +0000

"Hey dudes from down the hall, please pay attention to our clever See No Evil pose instead of mentally ranking us in order of hotness?"

(obviously it goes "right, left, center." My roommate be askin watchu hidin' under dat hoodie, grrrrl?)

Charlie's wedding photos

noreply@blogger.com (Neal) — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 16:32:00 +0000

sometimes we wonder if some of the bridesmaid-angel poses at wedding are the photographer's idea, but not with this photo. You can tell by their enthusiasm that this cliche comes straight from the heart.

professional lynndie photo

noreply@blogger.com (Neal) — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 10:40:00 +0000

No portfolio is complete without your own take on Lynndie England. After speaking with the photographer he explained that, "it was an attempt to place Lynndie in the garden of Eden, where she belongs."

A Good Idea at 5:00 AM

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:15:00 +0000

After a long night of partying and there's no more coke left on the table (a cliche we can only hope they acted out earlier), the only thing left to do is, well, you know...

(Thanks, Mau!)

Ronald McDonald Sex

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Wed, 26 May 2010 21:00:00 +0000

This statue gets so many clown blowjobs that we might have to start a subcliche just for all the pictures of people having steamy oral sex with Ronald McDonald.

See No Music Festivals

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Tue, 25 May 2010 18:05:00 +0000

Girls, turn around... you're missing the show on the main stage at the... most depressing music festival in the world?

(Thanks, Annette!)

Dr. Whoa!

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Mon, 17 May 2010 17:47:00 +0000

Without his scarf, Dr. Who is powerless to stop the Daleks from ravaging his bum... with what appears to be a toilet plunger?

(Thanks, Isabel!)

The Best of Both Worlds

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Mon, 10 May 2010 16:41:00 +0000

See No Evil and statues? This must be heaven.

(Thanks, CgX!)

NATO See No Evil

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Wed, 05 May 2010 22:48:00 +0000

Is there no one in the Western Hemisphere who can resist the cliche?

I Saw Mommy Groping Santa Claus

sorryimissedyrparty@gmail.com (party pooper) — Tue, 04 May 2010 17:37:00 +0000

In the Wal-Mart.

Statue Groping: David Simon's Treme Edition

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:02:00 +0000

Avid statue-groper Deena took this photo in New Orleans, in a French Quarter jazz bar called BMC off of Decatur St.
After all they've been through, it's comforting to see the city back on its feet with a drunk girl cupping its boobs.

Tranny Hand Job Statue Grope

sorryimissedyrparty@gmail.com (party pooper) — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 01:42:00 +0000

Egads. Just egads. I could explain this more, but really, there's nothing more to say that it's a transvestite giving a statue a handie.

Charlie's Angels Go to Sears

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 17:25:00 +0000

$15 will get you one 8x10, two 5x7s, four 4x6s, and fifteen wallets!

(Thanks, Jessica!)

I'm the King of the Galactic Empire

sorryimissedyrparty@gmail.com (party pooper) — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:13:00 +0000

Thanks to Dave.

Lilo and Lynndie

noreply@blogger.com (Neal) — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 22:08:00 +0000

At first it might seem like this guy is being dragged to disney by his wife... then you notice the slightly askew rodent ear on his shirt. My god, he's a self-hating disney fan!

It's like if Lynndie England had pointed at fellow soldiers rather than severely abused prisoners.

Be Prepared... to grab some boob

noreply@blogger.com (Neal) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:28:00 +0000

In case you were wondering, yes, there is a merit badge for cliches.

See No NSFW

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:49:00 +0000

You can't imagine how excited we get when we hear the words "HOT TUB."
Like-- SUPER excited.
Hot tubs are magical places where bottles are spun and bikini tops fall off.
So, yes, we opened this email faster than when we're promised five million dollars from a Nigerian prince.
No, faster.

And this is the hot tub picture we get?
NO DRINKING!?!?!?
NO NOODZ!?!?!

For shame, internet. For shame.

(Thanks, Kitty.)

Starting The Week Off Right

noreply@blogger.com (Nick) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:08:00 +0000

In case you were wondering, here are the ingredients to happiness on a Monday morning at the Photocliche corporate office in Cedar Rapids, Iowa:

Two genorous handfuls of magnificent boob.
One fountain stream that looks like pee (a cliche unto itself).
Bill Cosby in the background.

(Thanks to Jon at the IU Showalter Fountain.)

PS Can somebody please give Bill Cosby a Lynndie?

I'm king of something, dammit!

noreply@blogger.com (Neal) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:15:00 +0000

Normally when we're searching flickr for cliche's we'll ignore anything improperly tagged, but this pic demanded to be shared with the world, cliche or not.

Our king has a good thing going on. He's playing computer games drunk out of his mind with a garbage right there in case he barfs. I wonder if his football playing sons kick the crap out of him?

I'm king of going 18-1

noreply@blogger.com (Neal) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:27:00 +0000

We're can't tell if this was photoshopped by New England fans or haters. Seems like both parties would be into it.